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Joke of the Day

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"

"Why don't women fart? They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure"

"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."

"Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank? [dirty] He was caught drinking on the job..."

"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."

"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"

"Why do women love the smell of babies so much? Because 50% of the taste is in the smell."