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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"

"I had to pick a password that was 8 characters long. I went with 'snowwhiteandthesevendwarves'."

"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"

"Let's make this house party... a *home* party."

"Why do monks wear such plain clothes? It's a habit."

"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."

"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"

"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"

"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."

"What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out."