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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."

"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"

"How do telegraph operators apologize? Remorse code"

"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."

"Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ^I ^am ^so ^sorry"

"Heavy metal is not intimidating to me because half of the time it's just the plot of Lord Of The Rings yelled over guitar solos."

"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"

"I just want one spam email that's like, ""Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized penis."""

"My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch"