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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"

"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."

"Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write"

"I'm just like my couch 17 years old and I never pull out"

"The snail and the tortoise What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise? Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!"

"Whats the difference between a gorilla and a guillotine? No one gets their dick out for a guillotine"

"What is the difference... Q: What is the difference between leaves and a car? A: One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor"

"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"