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Joke of the Day
"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"
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"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."
"""Mr. President, you have some Updog in east Syria."" ""What's Updog?"" ""[unfurls projector screen] Updog is a military terrorist organizati"
"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"
"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She finds out her son is gay, but is dating a doctor."
"What do you call a Mexican detective? Sherlock, homes"
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"
"[ordering cake over phone] ""and what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""do we want a talking cake?"""
"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."
"A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?"