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Joke of the Day

"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad? Two letters."

"*skips away in terror"

"The karate student kept killing all his teachers... I guess he became desenseitized"

"*you see a bear approaching* ""quick play dead!"" *bear runs up to you* ""OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"""

"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"

"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"

"There are only a few people I can say ""You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook."

"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"