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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."
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"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"
"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"
"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"
"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"
"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."
"Two hamsters are walking down the street... They come up to a gay bar and one hamster turns to the other and says, ""hey, you wanna get shit faced?"""
"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"What do you call a gay Jew? He-blew"
"I got picked on in Highschool: I was cut from the football team & failed the cheerleading tryouts on the same day they fired me as principal"