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Joke of the Day

"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"

"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."

"Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death."

"... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop."

"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"

"What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers? The Jets"

"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."

"Just saw a guy checking out my wife. Good luck buddy. I'm married to her and I don't even have a chance."

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."