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Joke of the Day
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
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"Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? It was terrible"
"I use Reaganomics when I take a shower by only washing my hair, and letting the shampoo trickle down to clean the rest of me."
"[phone rings] ""Is your refrigerator running?"" *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon* ""I don't know what he's doing anymore."""
"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"
"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."
"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."
"Did you hear Woody stabbed his best friend? What a Buzz kill"
"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
"Two men were out hunting together... (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc"