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Joke of the Day
"What do you call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids. Yep. An original."
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"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."
"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"
"down vote this do it"
"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."
"What do ghosts order at the bar? Sam-BOO!-ca"
"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"
"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""
"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"What do you call the stage a ladybug goes through before it becomes an adult? Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**"