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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? It was terrible"
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"*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in."
"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."
"What do you call a black man being killed by the police? A warning shot."
"Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera."
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"I would like to buy a vowel... But they don't take SNAP."
"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"
"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"