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Joke of the Day
"What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile."
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"I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet."
"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"
"Children are for life, not just for benefits... Credit: A sticker on the back of some guy's car"
"Today I had a three way with two women It was quite the conference call."
"How do you blend in at a bald convention? Chemo-flage"
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"Omg like wtf -me, praying"
"I'm going to make a list of my favorite sausages, brat to wurst."
"How do you cause a riot at a cat show? Open a can"