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Joke of the Day
"Children are for life, not just for benefits... Credit: A sticker on the back of some guy's car"
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"If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug. *disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected."
"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."
"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."
"Why can't Jesus play Football? He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal"
"If human smiths make tempered steel... do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?"
"Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils."
"I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."
"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""