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Joke of the Day

"I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet."

"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night."

"How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*"

"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"what kind of pants does a monkey wear? ma-khakis"