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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered."
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"How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies."
"Short, but good nonetheless A midget philanthropist"
"Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that."
"Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know... A Couples Retweet"
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."
"Wife: Silent Me: What's wrong? Wife: Nothing Me: Grabs shield and sword"
"""Alexa, yell at my kids to behave every 7 minutes. I'm headed to the bar."""
"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."