18969

Joke of the Day

"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."

"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"

"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"

"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."

"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"

"i don't drink to forget, i drink to remember how much i like drinking."