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Joke of the Day

"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"

"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"

"Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency? This time she won't have to swallow."

"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"

"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."

"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"

"Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?"

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"Facebook is pretty much the Wal-Mart of the internet."