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Joke of the Day

"What is your favourite variable? I'm not sure, It's always changing."

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"When impersonating a coworker, I like to add a little extra dumb to their voice."
"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."
"Want to hear a joke about the Nazis? Not Reich now."
"Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day. What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday"
"My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver."
"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."
"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"
"2 pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a 12-year-old girl runs by... One turns to the other and says, ""Man, I bet she used to be really hot!"""
"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"