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Joke of the Day
"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."
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"My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer"
"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."
"[sees baby drooling] um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat"
"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"
"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."
"Russian Standard is a vodka and American Standard is a toilet. Russians are all drunks and Americans are all full of shit."
"At first i was feeling a little grumpy, Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful. I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs"