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Joke of the Day
"Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back"
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"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"
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"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a six year old."""
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"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."
"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."