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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"
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"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."
"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."
"Why was the attorney kicked out of choir? All she could sing was, ""Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."""
"There is a method to my madness....and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I'm gonna be friggin' unstoppable....."
"How do you get a polar bear in the water? First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!"
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"
"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"
"I like my coffee how I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer. Edit - happy Halloween!"