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Joke of the Day
"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
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"What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag? A boyfriend."
"why did the ghost crash his ghost car? because he was full of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"
"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."
"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."
"A doctor says to his patient, ""I have good new and bad news..."" Patient: ""I'd like the good news first"" Doctor : ""Well, you're going to have a disease named after you..."""
"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"
"My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts"
"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."