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Joke of the Day

"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"

"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"

"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."

"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."

"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."

"How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"

"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."

"Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac."

"I keep getting a message that ""Twitter is having issues""nnGood job guys...we drove twitter crazy!"