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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place."
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"The shame of my ancestry weighs heaviest on my soul any time a white person asks if they can get a ""what what""."
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
"Kills Two mosquitoes with spray. *writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*"
"SipXecs - I don't always SipX But when I do, I sip Dos Equis nerdjokes"
"My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since"
"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."
"When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail"
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"
"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."