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Joke of the Day

"SipXecs - I don't always SipX But when I do, I sip Dos Equis nerdjokes"

"I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... If I hear another one it's gonna benign"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (heard this somewhere)"

"I'm officially starting my campaign next election And my slogan will be ""Hindsight 2020"""

"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

"BARBER: would you like a hot towel? ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels"

"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."

"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."

"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"

"The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows."