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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"

"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."

"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."

"Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck."

"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"

"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."

"I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard..."

"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"

"Did you hear about the failed Indian musician? He was hoisted by his own sitar."