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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"
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"What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty."
"""Boss, I've got a probl-"" ""There are no such things as problems, only opportunities"" ""Oh, ok. I've got a serious drinking opportunity"""
"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."
"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""
"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"What is 6.9? A very good moment ruined by a period."
"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"
"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."