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Joke of the Day
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
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"Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? They know how to pack your shit."
"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"
"I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. We're both warped and barely functioning."
"New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They're always digging up old shit."
"I hate racism and black people."
"I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it... I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added ""ish"" to every number."
"my parents met on reddit im the joke"
"There are two things that I will never get... There are two things that I will never get - why women can't stay in the kitchen and a girlfriend."
"So hoola hoops are a thing again... I figured they'd swing in to style again eventually!"