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Joke of the Day
"I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell ""queue"" and ""okay"" got paid by the letter."
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"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""
"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"
"The Reds are going to The Series this year."
"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."
"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"
"I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean. Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter."
"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."
"Texted Mom a question & she didn't answer right away. I'm going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine."
"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."