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Joke of the Day

"Give me a compliment? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.... A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."

"Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?"

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"her: the manager of the McDonalds down the street called today... him: [sitting on couch next to Ronald McDonald statue] Did he sound mad?"

"What's the definition of a good buddy? [NSFW] A guy that goes into town and gets two blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."

"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"