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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time"

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"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in."""
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"ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US would they be considered a developing nation?"
"Kid says ""mommy how come I'm black and your white? Mom says ""listen the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark"""
"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"
"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
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