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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."
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"Had sex for the first time yesterday. It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers."
"Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write ""GREAT"" on the side of thier car with my keys!"
"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch"
"Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller"
"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"
"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"
"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"
"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""
"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""