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Joke of the Day
"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"
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"How do you tell a Communist joke? Repeatedly."
"I like my women the way I like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar"
"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"
"What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination"
"Drunkenly changed my voicemail to ""if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"""
"What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days."
"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"
"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"
"Today is 4/22! If you missed 4/20, don't worry because today is 4/22"