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Joke of the Day

"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"Have you seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he."

"Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation."

"How do you turn fruits into vegetables? Drive a bus through a pride parade"

"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."

"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."

"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"

"Victims of successfull murder attempts: whats your story? Serious replies only."

"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."