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Joke of the Day

"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""

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"Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support? Whichever can reduce inflation."
"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."
"A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"
"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"
"""Congratulations on the baby! Childbirth is so beautiful!"" - Someone who has clearly never witnessed the birth of a child."
"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."