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Joke of the Day

"A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? ""Manolo"". Sex? ""Two to three times a week"" No,no i mean Male or Female? ""Well whatever I can get that week"""

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"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"
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"Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless"
"Polish remover Hitler. The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor."