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Joke of the Day
"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."
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"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."
"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess"
"Your boss will respect you more if you sometimes disagree, especially if you touch their face and say ""You silly goose."""
"What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"
"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this'll be the best mannequin challenge yet"
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs."
"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."