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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side cut off? Don't worry, he's allright now."

"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."

"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."

"I like my lovers like I like my golf score Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing."

"Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?"

"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive real slow in the school zones."

"I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window."