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Joke of the Day

"Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!"

"Reddit, you are just like my dad... No matter what I do, it will never be good enough for you."

"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."

"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."

"While i was stealing my dad's laptop ""yank motherfucker!"" . . . ""awe, god damn it."""

"How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran."

"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"

"Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can't help but wonder how long he was dating my ex."

"Laziness is a dish best served delivered."

"You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth."