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Joke of the Day

"My piggy bank was robbed the other day. I tried to ask him how he felt... ... But he was evidently shattered"

"A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars? A college student."

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"

"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"

"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"

"A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?"

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"I didnt believe my grandfather got fired from his job as a Crossing guard for theft... But when i got home the signs were there"

"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."

"What OS does an atheist run on their computer? Fedora. [For Linux n00bs](https://getfedora.org/)"