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Joke of the Day

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"

"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."

"The higher pitched my ""hey!"" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are."

"Damn, girl... Are you a Pokemon? Cause I wanna make your vulva sore."

"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."

"Why do people procrastinate? I'll tell you later."

"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."