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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican name his two dicks? Jose and Hose B"
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"Nothing says' I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own."
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. (Haven't seen this on here, hope its not a repost.)"
"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"
"Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]"
"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."
"Deli meats I knew a guy who was addicted to deli meats. He just couldn't quit cold turkey."
"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"