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Joke of the Day
"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."
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"It all Title says it all"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."
"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"
"My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one."
"If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?"
"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""
"Cop said that it's illegal for me to have flashing lights & siren on my car. I looked at his car and said are you going to arrest yourself?"
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."