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Joke of the Day
"What does autocorrect and women have in common? They both jump to concussion"
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"I guess I am not so smart! cuz i cannot *make-up* my mind!!"
"Irony. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony was. Which is ironic because we were in a restaurant."
"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."
"6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?"
"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
"The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox"
"What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks."