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Joke of the Day
"What does autocorrect and women have in common? They both jump to concussion"
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"Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? It got pissed off. . (I'll get my coat...)"
"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"
"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"
"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"
"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."
"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"
"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost."