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Joke of the Day

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""

"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."

"This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie ""Alien versus Predator"". ""Whoever wins... We lose."""

"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"

"The woman who injected her 8-year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody... The child didn't look surprised..."

"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"

"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."

"Sex is like Pizza I haven't had any in a while."

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian he says ""yep, but my name's not Arian"""