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"Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight."
"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."
"I won 300 million dollars in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. They sent me a letter saying ""thank you for your 25 cent donation""."
"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"
"Yes I get laid because I'm an illusionist. But I don't use ""magic"" or ""tricks"" on women. They respect my skills & choose to make love with m"
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake."
"What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant"
"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"
"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."