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Joke of the Day

"CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!"

"If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then... isn't it true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"Sex is like the Dudley Do Right Show. And her orgasm is like that poor women trapped on the train tracks while you franticly try and get her off before the train comes on her face."

"So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a sand-nigger."

"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"

"How do you get dragon milk? A cow with short legs"

"What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers? A virgin."

"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"

"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"