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Joke of the Day

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."

"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."

"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""

"You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that."

"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"

"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"

"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."

"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."

"What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band? Sleigher"

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."