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Joke of the Day

"A Scotsman was running down the street with his mouth open... He'd heard there was a nip in the air."

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"My therapist said I have acute personality disorder. I was like I know, right?"
"I feel like if there ever was a zombie apocalypse I'm so numb to them at this point I wouldn't even bat an eye."
"How do you know if balls are ticklish? Testicle"
"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"
"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."
"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"
"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"