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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North-Korean friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain."
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"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it."
"What does ADA stand for? Dyslexic Association of America"
"Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond"
"Two cannibals eating a clown. One of them says to the other: does this taste funny to you?"
"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""
"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !"