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Joke of the Day

"What does ADA stand for? Dyslexic Association of America"

"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."

"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."

"TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed... Police later said, ""they didn't see the sign..."""

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."

"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."

"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"

"Be very careful if you eat mushrooms in the wild. There's not mushroom for error."

"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."