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Joke of the Day
"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."
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"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"
"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."
"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."
"There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone."
"It's hard to explain puns... It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"I told my dad I didn't want to walk all the way there... ...He said: ""That's a lame excuse""."
"I was looking for a subtle way to describe my penis... ...and then I went to /r/minimalism..."
"I figured out how to invade Russia You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight."
"You know how I got my dick to 12 inches? I cut it in half."